it’s gotten to the point where every time i say something that my friends don’t recognize, they just look at me and say, “sims?”
I’m sorry but BUT WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK is up with these movies?>
DON’T YOU LIE AND SAY YOU WOULDN’T GO SEE EXPLOSIONS 2: BIGGER BETTER LOUDER
I totally love ‘I’m dying, let’s Dance’ XD Oh and ‘I’m a Carrot’ of course. MWAHA!
I dunno, I think I’d go see quite a few of these! Noone said I had taste! Bahahah!
Seems quite true to life to me. I would not be that surprised to see any of these titles at an actual movie theatre.
Since the site’s shown signs of being possibly taken down, these have been collected for your benefit.
Hm, let me hike across the lot, through six doors, up three flights of stairs, and crawl across broken glass to make a bed I’m going to sleep in later anyway. It may not even be my bed. It may be my ex-husband’s bed. But do I care ? No. Not even a little bit.
Ah, yes. Instead of setting this small child in their crib in the next room, which is a typical and safe place for babies, I shall gently put them on the cold tile floor and hope nobody steps on him.


